Me: Do you have a napkin?
Her: No, I’ll just use the couch.
@HeinzKetchup_US 😂 #momproblems
My mom made everyone get out of her picture with the food cause “ain’t nobody help”
What I thought I would say as a parent:
“You are going to change the world.”
What I say as a parent:
“Stop licking the window.”
When mom life is exhausting and you pass out singing the abc’s to your baby at 6am #momfails #momsoftikok #babiesoftiktok #whileyouwerebusy #tired
Parenting in a nutshell?
My 4yo just offered to let me go to sleep if I gave her 100 dollars.
Just heard the mom of a newborn tell her crying baby “it’s ok, we’re figuring it out… we’re just on day 8” and honestly I’m on day 3,654 and I’m still figuring it out.
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